The User Manual Site - We found it so you don't have to!

to help you understand the operation and maintenance of your motor vehicle. Rather, it is meant to provide you with invaluable information that would, under normal driving conditions, take most car owners months to discover for themselves

CONTENTS The Basics The Boot, the Bonnet & Commander Cooper 4 Detailing 4 Assigned Cabin Seating 4-5 Best Places to Stash Stuff in your MINI Coin Caddy 8 Toll Ticket Cranny 8 Glove/Ice Box Cooling/Heating Feature 8-9 Strategic Golf Club Placement 9 How to Fit a Bike 9 Secret Jogging Key Nook 10 Additional Storage Info 10 Customizing your MINI Motoring Accessories 12 Making Your Own Dashboard Figurines 13 Air Fresheners 14 Cockpit Toggle Switch Conversation Starters 15 Proper Use of Bumper Stickers 15-16 Making Room for Romance in your MINI Public Displays of Affection (P.D.A.) 18 The Backseat: An Introduction 18 Making Out in Your MINI 18 Unisex Chivalry 18 Tips for Shameless Flirting at Red Lights 18 Dating Tips for Married People 19 Unconventional Use of Headlamps to Attract Attention 20 Making Beautiful Music with your MINI Strumming on the Steering Wheel 22 Tapping on the Roof 22 Playing the Tubular Door Bezel 22 Activating the Turn Signals 22 Switching on the Windshield Wipers 22 Accelerator Wah-Wah Pedal 22-23 Essentials of Good Motoring Mojo Jump Starts 26 Acknowledging Fellow Motorers 26-27 Sharing Your MINI 28 Troubleshooting Rotating Your Shorts in Public 30 Four Things You Should Never do to Your MINI 31 Additional Reading 32 THE BASICS BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI MAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINI MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH YOUR MINI ESSENTIALS OF GOOD MOTORING

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